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Today’s the day. :)

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Some more Imodna thoughts:

Marisha was (if we take her at her word, which why not) trying to play an unromanceable PC. Just didn’t think of it. Wasn’t expecting it. Obviously as a player picked up on what Laura was putting down but was trying to dodge it as best she could.

But Laura Bailey is the ttrpg equivalent of a Dragon Age modder. Ain’t nobody non-romanceable without explicitly being Aro, or exclusively into men.

And over 65 episodes, Marisha crafted a story about a girl who thought she was too monstrous for love. One who didn’t let herself think of it. One who was more afraid to lose what she had in a best friend than to let it be anymore.

And Laura just played Imogen as a dumpster fire sapphic failgirl in love with her best friend from the start. And one who couldn’t make the first move, because she’d forever have to hear Laudna’s thoughts rejecting her. So That Burn Was So Slow.

But burn it did. And things built up perfectly. Imogen had the protection of the circlet, meaning she’d only have to endure heartache not a constant bombardment of thoughts. For one of the first times, Laudna was the jealous one. And after weeks apart. Weeks of not seeing each other. It was the push they needed.

And Laura gave Marisha the chance to say no. It would have been heartbreak and drama and they would have done a hellova good job with that. But Marisha made sure that Laudna not only initiated the second kiss, but fuckin pranced around when they reunited with the group and that’s super important to show Laudna accepting of and happy with that change. That chance.

Anyway I have a normal amount of feelings about this.

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You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

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For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:

Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning

Don’t fuck with flamingos

revretch

….. Didn’t know most of that

iamthekaijuking

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

revretch

Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about them–they can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything else–water so salty it burns your skin.

American flamingos just drink that shit

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(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.

When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.

It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:

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Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

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Earth is an amazing place.

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Draculaura says "Now, some monsters think that all vampires are from Transylvania, like my dad. But my mom was born in Taiwan!"ALT
Holding up a picture of her mom, she says "When I'm on my mom's side of the vamp family, we speak Mandarin." She demonstrates and says "Nǐ hǎo! Wǒ de míng zi shì Draculaura!"ALT
Draculaura finishes and says "And that's my Scare-itage!" Everyone claps and she bows.ALT

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[ID: Gifs of Draculaura giving her Scare-itage presentation from Monster High (2022) episode Creature Clash.

  1. Draculaura says "Now, some monsters think that all vampires are from Transylvania, like my dad. But my mom was born in Taiwan!"
  2. Holding up a picture of her mom, she says "When I'm on my mom's side of the vamp family, we speak Mandarin." She demonstrates and says "Nǐ hǎo! Wǒ de míng zi shì Draculaura!"
  3. Draculaura finishes and says "And that's my Scare-itage!" Everyone claps and she bows. End ID]
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fleshdyke

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

the-text-party

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

fleshdyke

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

hieronymus-botch

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

fleshdyke

thats because i lied about this

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predstrogen

if youre one of those people who was defending tumblr staff fhese last few years as they have routinely showed their face more and more about how little this company gives a shit, youre a fucking moron and should consider driving a spike through your skull because i dont think theres anything in there left to destroy

predstrogen

banning black bloggers and defaming them as russian agents, the terfs on staff, the insistent removal of sex workers, the constant flagging of trans women as inherently sexual (not our naked bodies, just our existence), and theres been next to no proper support for vulnerable communities or resistance against hate groups. the report feature is still complete dogshit and priorities bots and tits over fucking hate crimes. and all theh do is occassionally put another fucking water bottle up and have someone make a post saying "heyy not our fault"

i dont give a single shit what the reason is, or what excuse they give. i dont care if their hands *are* bound by some other company or the law. i have the right to be fucking upset when it effects my fucking life and so does everyone else whos targetted

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